AUSTRALIAN INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE OF LANGUAGE

HUMOUR IN ENGLISH

jan — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 04:19:53 +0000

AICOL Gold Coast English School

Another genuine answer to exam question – thanks Peter.

Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

HUMOUR – genuine answer to exam question by 16 year old

jan — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 06:21:01 +0000

AICOL English School

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

HUMOUR IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

jan — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:39:39 +0000

AICOL English School

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Thanks to Peter for passing this answer from one of his students.

HUMOUR IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

jan — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 00:52:51 +0000

AICOL English School

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

And there are more where this came from!

WINTER CAMP CLOSES

jan — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:16:40 +0000

Enrolments for our SUMMER CAMP in June/July/August 2013 are now open.

WINTER CAMP DATES

jan — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 07:22:27 +0000

Exploring Gold Coast Hinterland

AICOL Winter Camp commences 30 June 2013

SUMMER CAMP 2

jan — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 05:26:31 +0000

Summer Camp Gold Coast

SUMMER CAMP at AICOL English School will also begin 27 January 2013

SUMMER CAMP CONFIRMED

jan — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 01:30:02 +0000

Our AICOL Summer Camp is confirmed and is no longer subject to numbers. This Gold Coast English School summer camp commences 6 January 2013.

WINTER CAMP individuals and groups

jan — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 06:22:50 +0000

Exploring Gold Coast Hinterland

July August 2013 camp details coming soon

SUMMER CAMP individuals and groups

jan — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 03:35:28 +0000

AICOL English School

Agents are advised that in January 2013 AICOL is running a Summer Camp for individual students

http://www.aicol.com.au/study-tours/ Programs for groups also available … from 1-4 weeks.